| A sharp edge is
what I would feel lost without, be it my penknife I was given
by my Grandpa when I was eight, my more expensive bone handle
sheath knife or my small thin ultra lightweight Spyderco knife.
It is all the same. Over the past 7 years I have been lucky enough
to experience numerous adventures that I now tell to friends and
family, and it is incredible how many times my knife has been
apart of them…
“My
rope hung below and was billowing in the wind that was being blown
down from the 6000m snow capped giants that towered over us. We
were on the first pitch of our new route “El dente de el
Esphinge” on the big wall known as the Sphinx in the Cordillera
Blanca in Peru. My last bit of gear was out of sight and the run
out was beckoning to me. The rope was useless and I now faced
a 50m bounce down to the rocks below. I mantled my self onto a
cactus and began to frantically search for anything that I could
clip to. I tried in vein to bang a peg into a closed up seam.
And then stupidly looked for a little crystal to hang a hook from.
I then spied a small line of mud partly hidden by the clod of
mud and the cactus I was knelt on. I reached for my knife and
began to scratch away at the mud I was sat on and to my relief
it revealed a seam that took a 0.5 nut. This was placed and backed
up with my nut key buried into the “solid” cactus.
This gave me some sort of confidence and I climbed another ten
meters on to a crack and belay.”
“I opened my eyes and looked out on a clear starry sky
with dark towers of granite looming out from the Fjord below and
higher snow capped peaks shining in the starlight. Suddenly a
bright green light unravelled across the sky and moved and shimmered
as if it was sun light filtering down through tropical water.
I kicked Max and told him to wake up and look at the Northern
lights. He grunted and drifted back to sleep in a series of snores.
We were 400m up a new route on the big wall Igdlorssitt Havn in
Greenland. I drifted back to sleep only to wake 2 hours later
by heavy rainfall. We tried to ignore it and let the water seep
into our sleeping bags. The rain was persistent and the drips
landing on us had changed in pitch to a drum of a waterfall that
was sweeping down the length of the wall. We decided that it was
time to get off the wall. Our ropes were fixed off above us, so
I began jumaring up them to retrieve them to then start the 12
abseils back down, the rain water now thumping off my helmet.
For the 6 hour descent the rain continued to fall leaving us to
descend not a mountain but a waterfall, the steady pounding stream
crashing down on our heads as we went. ‘Am I going to drown?’
I wondered as, at each belay, I’d remove my trusty knife
and blindly cut the abseil tat, my hands almost always submerged
beneath the torrent. By 9:00 am wet and bedraggled we reached
the base of the wall and had started the hour-long trudge back
across the glacier to base camp. Two days later we raced back
up to our high point and continued another two days to complete
the route.
“It
had been seven months since I had left the UK and I had probably
had a similar number of showers in that time. My T-shirt was in
tatters, my shorts had patches keeping them together and my feet
were black from walking around with no shoes. It was during one
of the few times I did wash when I began to give my feet a service.
I picked and scraped and then I found a large blood blister on
the end of one of my toes. Its hard cap meant that I needed to
pick the top off with the point of my knife. As the top came off
some black looking fluid seeped out and as I wiped this away a
white wriggling bottom of a worm was revealed. I tried to pull
the worm out but the skin was hooked and it refused to budge.
I had to insert the tip of my knife down the hole to pop the worm
and then squeeze it out. Leaving the skin behind. I had heard
of these pests before, jiggers are notoriously hard to clear as
they carry an egg sack on their inner end. I took my penknife
out and inserted that weird spike that has no real use apart from
taking stones out from horse’s hooves. I was able to push
this down a centimetre into the wormhole before I felt any pain.
I then jiggled the spike hopefully scrambling any worm eggs –
thanks Grandpa.”
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